capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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