Swine flu. Run for my life!
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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