The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
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