Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
The air taste purple.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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