u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
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