doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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