Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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