Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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