I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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