I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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