Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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