Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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