i may or may not be watching the land before time
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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