his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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