He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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