Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
There's even glitter on my cock...
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