I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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