Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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