yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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