Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
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