you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
lol hangovers are for mortals.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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