Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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