I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I am spending my child support on dildos
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I can't turn off my feet"
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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