her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
I woke up under a house in Key West
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