normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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