Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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