I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
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