You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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