How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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