Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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