i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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