Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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