? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
my being single is dangerous.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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