I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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