hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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