talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
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She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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