don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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