i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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