They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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