I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
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