It's Friday. Sex?
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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