What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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