Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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