Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Randomize
