Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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