My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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