I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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