Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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