you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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