To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Randomize
