I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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