Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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