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(609): View more from New Jersey

I had another sleeping on concrete incident.

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(631): View more from New York

I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis

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(705): View more from Ontario

It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.

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(239): View more from Florida

"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.

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(419): View more from Ohio

had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.

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(661): View more from California

I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile

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(785): View more from Kansas

Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.

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The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...

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(480): View more from Arizona

Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?

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(618): View more from Illinois

God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.

(1-618): View more from Illinois

I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.

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