Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
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