Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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